The Bra

Yes, I said, "The Bra." Thought this was too funny not to post. I am thankful for this invention, but I have to admit...it's a pain! Here ya go:

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.
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